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One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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one oar in the water

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.
Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.
by octopod May 8, 2004
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One Nite in Bangkok

A very cool song ever made in 85.
One night in Bangkok can make a hard-man tumble.

I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I'll let you watch, only the Queen's wheels will not excite you.
by Saints November 8, 2003
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One Night In Cheyrnobel

Derived from the growing trend of naming Porn movies after geographically ironic names (i.e. One Night In Paris, One Night In Chyna) One Night In Cheyrnobel stands for a sexual experience with a less-than attractive female. Cheyrnobel of course standing for the nuclear destroyed abandoned city.
Asshole male : Girl you so ugly, if you were in a porno, they'd name it one night in cheyrnobel!
by ImReallyWhiteYo May 18, 2009
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One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.
I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.
by jismjedi June 16, 2009
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In the small one

A literal translation of the very common hebrew phrase: "Ba Ktana".
This phrase has several meanings pending on context, but is mostly equivalent to "No big deal".
Ars 1: Hey Man, want some shawarma?
Ars 2: Walla, in the small one.
by Yossi May 13, 2005
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