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I wish i had friends :(
by trippingboi July 10, 2021
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Something you dont have
Me: hey guess what you and me don’t have
You: what?
Me: friends
by HowManyFuckingHandlesBeUsed October 14, 2020
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A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019
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-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.

- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
My Friends are the best thing I halve ever had in my life
by W3irdoz June 4, 2016
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Friends are the people who will have your back no matter what. Never give up these people. They usually go by Mars, Ophelia, Bre, or Briana.
Damn Mars and Briana are real friends.
by Yeetuseatus December 26, 2019
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A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.
I don't have friends
by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020
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Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.
by Frances Smith December 31, 2018
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