If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

If this gets in imma be so happy

If this this accepted into urban dictionary my mum will buy me pizza for dinner

if this gets in imma be so happy

by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020

If you tip a drink, it’s over

In an already dangerous or risky situation, something which makes your position even more dangerous.

This phrase comes from accidentally spilling drink on your iPhone/Samsung could short-circuit. Nowadays, people’s lives are their phone and it can be as if you lost apart of you.

I.E. Losing Control

Raven said to Dom, “You need to open up to me, you’ve been trippin lately.”

Dom says, “I’m good, stop pressing me.”

Raven says, “This is the last time im’ma ask you. If you tip a drink, it’s over

by Blackmafia72 February 5, 2021

If it's on urban dictionary it's true

This is a lie

1: That's a fake definition

2: If it's on urban dictionary it's true

1: That is not true

2: I have a foot fetish

by DotKoak July 30, 2021

If_my_cat_could_fly

If my cat could fly is a very cool person on titkok who posts videos that honestly I cant explain

Conclusion you should follow if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok

Have you heard of if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok?

by I'm very cool ahahahahahahahah August 21, 2021