Hummelstown

hummelstown is a small town next to hershey pa.
it is known to be mad boring for most people, until drugs come into the picture. you can catch most hummelstown kids/teens/adults under the influence of marijuana/coricidin/coke/alcohol/acid/shrooms/vikes/etc.
but anyway, if ur lookin for a place with mad fuckin retarded police who drive chargers and dont know what there doing, go to hummelstown.
if your looking for a place thats chill to smoke and drink and all that, but have absolutely nothing to do, go to hummelstown....
btw lower dump high school is a piece of shit and the faculty can go suck a big fat cock, which most might, cause there all fuckin faggots....enough said

p1: yo lets go to hummelstown so we can get fucked upp
p2: yeah then we can sit around and do nothing for a long time
p1,p2: yeyeyeyey!!

by brookebitch May 12, 2011

humber

A slice of ham that walks and rides horses.

"Riding lessons by Humbers! The best in town!"

by Natasha March 17, 2005

Hummer 'n run

When a man receives oral sex from a girl who is leaving town the next day.

Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.

She moved to another city the next day.

by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009

hummered

The act of tossing a student out of a karate class for being disruptive or uncooperative.

Did you hear the garbage Timmy was saying in class today?
Yeah I did. But one of the instructors hummered him.

by Jay B Kay May 31, 2007

hummel that shit!

has yet to be defined, but is typically used in a beer pong setting.

somebody is about to take a shot...
"hummel that shit!"

by hummel lover April 4, 2009

humber bridge

the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.

Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!

by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005

Hummer Driver

1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.

LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.

by AwesomeWordInventorSUCKIT September 9, 2010