human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.

Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.

by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011

human scum

What robots like to call humans while they are trying to eliminate the human race.

Terminator: Die now human scum!

by istalkforcashsucks April 15, 2010

Humaid

A kind, secretive person. One who looks for real friends.

Person 1: He's such a humaid

by TheOldAdmiral October 12, 2015

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011

human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.

I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

humachickie

An unspecified or unknown object in which you know what it is but have forgotten the name

If ya had a couple wrenches you'd be able to get that humachickie off

by Dehplumber September 21, 2013