Pulling a Huffman

Concocting a totally bogus story (bullshit) usually dealing with sexual conquests

He never met that hispanic chick, he's totally pulling a Huffman

by Johnba September 17, 2008

Huffernating

Hyperinflation with huffing noise, HUff Huff Huff

Huff Huff Huff, Can you please stop Huffernating !

by wheresthebeersnz May 14, 2011

Huffabaloo

Irrational chaotic rambling of a drug addict throwing a tantrum!

When a schizophrenic didn't get his mess he threw a huffabaloo in the office.

by Meganfoxtoethumbs June 23, 2017

huffinaswog

swabbing carbonated soda around in someone's asshole using a q-tip

"Did you hear that Jacob is a huffinaswogger?"

by dhahdahdadadadada November 4, 2019

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

huffasyphaloffagouse

A combination of STDs, venerial diseases, any and all sexually transmitted diseases.
Syphilis
HIV
AIDS
Herpes
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
And so on ..ect

I quit having sex because I don't want to get the huffasyphaloffagouse.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020

Hufflepuff

hufflepuffs are just as brave, smart and cunning as the other hogwarts houses, and regular badgers are carnivores and can take down deers. so next time you talk crap about them just remember they can take someone/ thing twice their size down in seconds.

person one: hey what house are you in?
person two: hufflepuff
person one: haha loser

person two: * slaps the living shit out of person one so hard they need medical attention ASAP*
person two: that is what happens when you mess with us!!!!

by miss hufflepuff December 4, 2020