hoonet

Hundred, or a cooler version of hunnit. You don't here this one used very often by people under 30,

30 year-old A : How many left to you?
30 year-old B: Just one hoonet left to go!

by cool30yearold March 19, 2021

Hooneyschmank

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and your balls slap against her thighs

“Fuck man I had a real big hooneyschmank last night and now my balls are so sore”

by jizzman2012 April 17, 2021

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

hoodedranboolive

a cosplayer of ranboolive on tiktok who is very nice and amazing and beautiful

"hey look hoodedranboolive posted a new tiktok"
"omg I need to like it right now"

by itsmemariosi September 12, 2021

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

Hooner

A music track that is renowned for being terrible but provides novelty and entertainment because its so bad that it’s actually good!

Easy geez, you heard Darius - Colourblind? ‘Yeah course mate, it’s an absolute hooner!’

by s_q15 April 14, 2022