hemogina

When a male is mentally injured and starts having violently emotional mood swings, similar to emotional menstruation.

After being called a fool, William began rubbing his hemogina.

Don't call Hank a girl, he just got over his last hemogina.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

hemorel

The Ultimate God, supposed to be the most powerful character from all the in-game characters.

Wow , that's almost "hemorel" level .

by hemorel January 1, 2017

Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

hemophilia of the larynx

To Be A Blabbermouth

I love bae but she has totes hemophilia of the larynx!

by JingaMAn3000 May 15, 2017

hemoshere

A gay person trying to spell hemisphere

What is a hemoshere

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by Happiness in my heart January 19, 2018

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

hoecountant

Noun

A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.

"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2

by .vexe March 19, 2018