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hockey puck 

a reall really short and really really fat dick
thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".
hockey puck by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

Hockey Fag

A person who plays hockey, and also engages in homosexual acts.
John wants to watch me eat a Chipotle burrito, he's such a hockey fag.

Hockey World Cup Final 2011 

One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.

The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.
Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!

hockey glove 

A term used to describe the pungent smell of a musty vagina
"Damn...when I pulled her panties off; the stank hit me like an old hockey glove"
hockey glove by canadien bacon October 9, 2003

Hockey Stick Gift 

A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.
"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."
Hockey Stick Gift by puttycake December 17, 2009

Hockey Speak 

The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12
“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”

“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”
Hockey Speak by Minnesotski December 3, 2019