Gary Heckerson

a fucking awesome guy that takes all the bitches in an 80 mile radius just by blinking

Person 1: Dude, Gary Heckerson just took my bitch!
Person 2: Fuck, he took my bitch too!

by Gary Heckerson November 2, 2022

Ledger Heiserman

hello i am ledger heiserman

i am ledger heiserman

by NotLedgerH February 6, 2023

Pussy Heiser

A woman with pu$$y beyond ones wildest dreams. An amazing.. sexy and gorgeous woman with eyes that pierce your soul. She’s a master of her craft. She will make you experience, erotic shock and sexual euphoria. She’ll make you feel like you’re mingling with the gods.

That was the best fuck ever. I’m not sure if I can even walk. This woman is Pussy Heiser.

by P.Stretcher Space Cowboy October 4, 2023

Fact Hecker

A willingly biased operative who is paid to label actual facts as "disinformation" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

Alternately, a willingly biased operative who is paid to label disinformation as "factual" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

The Fact Hecker confirmed that CNN is indeed America's most trusted news source.

by Time Travelling Duck January 7, 2026

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023