A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.
by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019
Get the Hector mug.Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.
Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
Get the Hetty mug.The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
Typically done without anybody's knowledge.
Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.
The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
by Lloyd Wolf August 7, 2009
Get the Hetty mug.a word that replaces someting or anything u do not want 2 say it basically means anything u want it 2 mean and it leaves u guessing
by kelly January 27, 2005
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Get the hefty mug.A Hector is any extremely hirsute person, typically of very swarthy skin tone. Hectors are commonly found in tropical areas, but are quite far-ranging. In more temperate areas with lesser amounts of sunshine, Hectors are known to absorb available sunlight, lessening the amounts available to others. This absorption of sunlight often causes them to sweat profusely, sometimes resulting in an unpleasant odour. See Hector smells.
by Bulbous September 16, 2005
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