greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

greezy handy by Lefty38 December 3, 2013

mustard handy 

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

mustard handy by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

Peppermint Handy 

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

Peppermint Handy by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

slimy handy 

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

slimy handy by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

Birthday Handy 

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

Birthday Handy by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

baby handy 

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

baby handy by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017

hush handy 

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

hush handy by Cen_ored April 21, 2017