halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

Hanad

He's a Nigga(Japanese Subtitle Meme)

He's a Hanad

by 69dieddiedofligma October 6, 2021

Hanah

Very pretty girl with gorgeous eyes and nice butt. Very unique and can be considered a nerd.

Hanah would rather do homework than talk to her boyfriend on the phone.

by AnOnOmous QT September 21, 2016

So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

Habalabadingha

The way to screw a girl so hard she will cum 5 times in a row then bleed.

OOOOOOOOOO yea that feels so good! OH blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! habalabadingha

by sfgsrfhgsth June 8, 2009