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Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.
A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019
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Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
by RexRacer June 20, 2008
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Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.
I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.
by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008
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Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
by Pooo69 March 1, 2017
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Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017
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Ham Ring

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
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