ham gap

a womans neither regions.

Jess put your ham gap away

by timbo154 July 13, 2006

ham arms

When a person's arms are so fat it looks like there are hams hanging off of them. Usually a female.

Hey BP...that chick has ham arms.

by R F May 31, 2006

Glaze the ham

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

ham

A person who spents all his days with radio stuff just because he thinks it's good.He (or she, but female hams are rare because there are less females that can't think of something better than radio) even passed an exam about that.

I wasn't out this saturday but i heard somebody from Antarctica. Don't you think that THIS is cool ?

by noD July 1, 2004

ham doctor

The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'

I totally ham doctored Rick Satorum's name!

by m effin dumby July 22, 2009

Fan-Ham

When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.

Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"

The term was coined by Dan Collins.

Fan-Ham

by thinkev November 23, 2009

Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014