Pineapple Hairs

A word to describe the green things on top of pineapples, invented by the famous roblox YouTuber Anix in his making bikini bottom in Bloxburg video.

Wow those pineapple hairs on that pineapple are tall!

by Bibi Turkey June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green things at the top of a pineapple.

Mom.. can u take the pineapple hairs off of my pineapple.. they look weird..

by ToefungusEE June 17, 2020

dirty haidyn

When you fuck your hampster so hard it dies

Dude did you hear why Eli isn’t here?
No, why?
Apparently he did a dirty Haidyn

by Bruh bathe April 17, 2021

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022