Friend, relative, or neighbor assigned to keep an eye on your home while you're out of town so no one steals your air conditioner, hot water heater, etc., for the purpose of stripping it down to sell the copper tubing/parts.
Friend 1: All set for your cruise to the islands? Friend 2: Yeah, man - got my tickets, swimsuit's packed, and dropped the key with the Copper Guardian.
by Zoomin' Rozie January 26, 2011
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"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
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Any portions of the labia minora which extend outward beyond the vaginal opening.
Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.
Labia minora serving to cock block or frustrate vaginal intercourse.
It's hard to get my dick in her because her damn gate guardians are always in the way.
We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."
We tried to fuck last night but the gate guardians decreed: "none shall pass."
by DaffyD April 25, 2012
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"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014
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by Sam Shark November 17, 2018
Get the Color Guard mug.The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.
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