gnomes bride

An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder

Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride

by Dino_toast January 27, 2019

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Geometry Dash sweat

Yo what’s up dashers my name is GD Geometry Dash sweatboy420 and I’m lhere today because I’m about to beat bloodbath in 1att fricking sweat I am bro GG EZ 1 att lol so easy scrubbing

Geometry dash Sweat called sweatboy420 just beat sonic wave in 3 attempts oh my god he must be glued to his shitty ass Nokia brick every day because that’s all he does in his sad ass life

(Geometry Dash sweat people are toxic too but it doesn’t mean you are a sweat if you beat idk)

by frickthatfrackbro April 22, 2019

Geometry

The subject that some intelligent dumbfuck decided to implement into the math system as a way to destroy our grades, and to torture our mental state of mind.

Boy 1: Dude I fucking hate that subject in room 204!!
Boy 2: You mean geometry? Yeah that’s the worst fucking subject ever. Whoever decided to implemented that into the math system must be a stupid fucking asshole.

by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019

Geometry

An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!

Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.

by AffectedMind March 8, 2020

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

by MacGown November 5, 2021

Geometry Dash World

Geometry Dash World is a game that was used to sneak peek update 2.1 for Geometry Dash, it was a free game, had 10 levels and there is a world that has "Coming Soon!" but that is a LIE, A BIG LIE, NO ROBTOP GAME OTHER THAN GEOMETRY DASH GETS UPDATED (i think)

dude ur brain is evolving slower than geometry dash world gets updated

by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021