greasy napkins

When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
by Anusley February 20, 2017
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Greasy macaroon

When a man ejaculates on a partner's breasts, and she/he proceeds to rub her/his nipples sensually against his using the cum as a lubricant
"Oh baby, come closer so that I may give you greasy macaroons"
"Sounds good."
by Wishiwaswitty May 30, 2015
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Greasy sander

When you go to KFC with your girl and you get the 12 piece bucket of chicken.and once you finish eating the chicken you stick your greasy fingers in your girls anus.
by MountainDewDrinker69 January 13, 2023
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The Greasy Leonard

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2
The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH
by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021
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Greasy bridge

This is when someone has greasy hands from fried food and is fingering a woman.
The act of a finger slipping into her ass from all the grease on your hand and her taint.
Last night, after we ate some KFC, I gave my girl a greasy bridge.
by TheBigGrease April 07, 2021
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Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.
the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.
by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 10, 2015
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Greasy Damian

The after act, in which you have just finished Fisting an asshole into prolapse, then spitting salt directly into the anus.
Royce, received a Greasy Damian last night after the night out with the boys
by LordOfDecks July 19, 2017
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