nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004

goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

by nathan hute June 29, 2006

goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with

"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"

by jame_the_blame December 12, 2005