gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.
He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.
by Loosing my teeth! October 24, 2015
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nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril
Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.
by Dr. Pho December 18, 2008
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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious August 03, 2009
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goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...
Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.
by Jason January 01, 2004
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goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.
Eat my goob you little Goober slut!
by nathan hute June 29, 2006
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goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with
"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"
by jame_the_blame December 09, 2005
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