gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

by gonch November 4, 2007

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005

Gochi Gochi Goo

1). To make love or copulate
2). A jiberish, nonsense thing to say when tickling an infant

He played gochi gochi goo with her all night

Hey little baby! "Gochi Gochi Goo!"

by Causeiamtherealalexa July 24, 2010

gooch gravy

When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels

Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!

by UmBongo August 31, 2013

ganj de gooch

A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.

Two homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.

"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."

"Ain't no thang, necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."

by TallCan211 May 20, 2009

Gooch Lick

1. When a female licks the area between a male's asshole and ballsack.
2. When the gooch area is sweaty, and when a girl licks it and/or licks your fingers that have just touched the gooch area.

1. "Perrie just gave me the gooch lick!"

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008

gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)

The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.

by JACK PIE February 4, 2007