Goffa

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa

by Newey January 12, 2004

Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006

geoffery

When you want to Boycott something.

She's horrible.....Yeah geoffery.

by A Frost June 22, 2008

gaffe

A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.

"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."

"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."

Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."

by Van Timm August 20, 2011

Gaffel

A Gaffel is a "god" in the gaffismic religion. One of the greatest Gaffels was named Lompi.

"Lompi, the greatest Gaffel of all time"

by Geir Are Mo August 7, 2008

Goff

Go and fuckoff!
Just fuckoff!
Seriously, will you goff!
d'image of fuckoff.

'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'

'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'

by bigmuff May 17, 2008

Gorfed

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

by themom May 2, 2009