sound garden

a rock band with hits such as 'pretty noose' and 'black hole sun'

well i can't sing one of their songs, can i??

by phil macrackin November 16, 2003

hector garcia

Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.

Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!

by Mr. Bills November 22, 2013

gardendale

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...

"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"

by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

empty garden

A song sung by elton john for john lennon when john died one of the greater tribute songs to john lennon

"Johnny can't you come out to play in your empty garden?"

by Empty Garden September 12, 2005

Garçon

French for boy.


A greeting that in no way is degrading.

Garçon *stands up* coffée!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004