Ass Gaffling

When two men spread each other assholes while they try to put their faces in the other one’s ass

Yo i found two homeless men ass gaffling behind a dumpster

by ToofBoof May 26, 2020

Kelsey Gafner

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation
Kelsey Gafner is the best

by SGafner66 July 15, 2021

Gayfer

(also spelled "Gayfor")
An individual who identifies as heterosexual, but engages in homosexual activity with a specific individual on an exceptional basis. Very close friends with benefits.

John likes the ladies, but he's been Paul's Gayfer since they met in college.

by Jeff Hughes August 11, 2006

Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.

Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?

by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015

gaffer

a girl who is known for giving head; a slut; a brainer;

Kathlene is a gaffer, she sucks mad dick,what a hoe

by K,C October 15, 2007

gayfer

no no, no no. people have SO misinterpreted the meaning for the word gayfer. The ORIGINAL meaning for gayfer means a gay fat person. this word originates from the word heffer, which means a big person. adding gay as a pretence is a way to call someone gay AND fat. mm, a double-threat :)

*at school*
courtney: OMG that girl got big!
sharon: i hear she's turned lesbian.
courtney: ahahaha what a gayfer!

by yermoom December 18, 2009

Gaffney's Law

The combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance in the opinions and beliefs of the general population, i.e., the collective hubris of the masses, drives the intelligence, the professionalism, and the knowledge of the benign and de facto noocracy from the marketplace of ideas.

Bush's election and re-election confirm the validity of Gaffney's Law.

The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.

by Co-Cavan January 20, 2009