guiltygryphon6

A mentally retarded kid on xbox that is a fucking dick to mexicans.

My friend is guiltygryphon6

by Fb27251627r April 10, 2017

guilt floss

When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.

John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.

by Bran Man July 30, 2009

guilt couture

Clothing that is given as a gift to you as a gift from family. It usually consists of some type of fruity colored sweater, a hand knit accessory, or other item you would never wear. But because you love the person who gives it to you, and you don't want to make them feel bad, you wear it out of guilt.

Kid: Thanks for this bright orange sweater grandma.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.

by Webster 2.0 October 4, 2009

Guiltimate

The act of pressing someone verbally by means of guilt and intmidation. Very popular with fathers

Timmy was caught kicking the neighbors dog and the angry neighbors brought timmy to his father who firmly asked him while clenching his teeth, fist and staring with seething rage in his eyes:

"We wont be doing any cruel things like this ever ever again now will we son?"

Timmy saw one of his father's hand on his belt and the other a clenched fist. Timmy looked back at the neighbors and nodded nervously. Timmy's father used the ability to GUILTIMATE with expertise

by BRYCE_THE_RED December 27, 2009

guiltguilt

Feeling guilty about not feeling guilty about something you really should feel guilty about.

Shagging your best mates girlfriend, and loving it (but knowing you shouldn't have) - feeling guiltguilt

by Sam Marshallsay July 9, 2010

guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything

Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings

by badassjediskier August 20, 2012

guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013