Gold and a Pager

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

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gold digger

An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess

Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.

*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.

by OhBbyYes April 13, 2013

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gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

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Gold Juice

Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

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Gold Plated Stunning Cunt

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.

Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"

by Will A September 25, 2005

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