glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004

Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

by Biotech is godzilla November 15, 2004

Garlic Bread Tits

Tits that are long, stink, have a crust and leave a seriously bad after taste in your mouth. Aka Cory Lind

Cory Lind has garlic bread tits.

by hihobikesagogo December 5, 2011

garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007

Garlache

A big, fat, puffy, "beluga-looking" girl who thinks that she is hot.

Queen Latifah must be the world's most famous garlache.
-Who'z that garlache ?
-Oh dude, it's Rachel on the stage at monkey's g-string contest.

by gsl April 14, 2006

garlic salt

A crazy spice slash seasoning that yoopers like on their grilled cheeses.

Sane people from the lower peninsula, wisconsin and chicago don't understand what those crazy fuckers like about it. It makes your breath smell like turd and not the good kind of turd, either.

Drunk yooper: Hey man, you got any garlic salt i can put on that grilled cheeze?

Normal person: no, you're a crazy bastard.

by milkycheeseface January 22, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004