grandad

A older gentleman. Often a postman called Kevin

Kevin you are such a grandad

by Chicken83 April 8, 2007

Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

grand theft auto v

Grand theft auto V is a Rockstar North game Due to be released soon that will cause a major Nerdgasm all over the world

Dude1# HOLYFRIGINSHiT I can't wait for grand theft auto v to be realeased man. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!!!
Dude2# Dude your Nerdgasm will so be ruined due to crap optimization

by Whatevermanoman October 26, 2013

Grand Funk

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.

"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd

by PHOENIX March 26, 2005

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

grandbitch

To be used in conjunction with the term, grandboss (your boss's boss). Grandbitch is what the grandboss calls you.

"I'm going to the bar. The grandbitches are running the models."

by JZ via Gooch November 17, 2009

Grand Supreme Kai

From the dragonball series, during the Buu sagas, it is revealed that Grand Supreme Kai (Dai Kaioshin) was the ruler of the entire universe before being absorbed by Majin Buu. By being absorbed, the Kais good influence weakened Buu rather than strengthening him, as he turned into a childish form, as Goku described it, he was like "A naughty child who didn't know any better".

He gave his life for the East Supreme Kai, who would be later known as simply Supreme Kai, as there were no other supreme Kais after Buu's assault on the Kai planet. Although the title of Grand Supreme Kai was never actually given to West Supreme Kai, due to the other Supreme Kais deaths, he assumed Grand Supreme Kais' job of overseeing the entire universe, and was henceforth referred to only as THE Supreme Kai.

Grand Supreme Kai (大界王神, Dai Kaiôshin), or Daikaioh, was the highest of all Supreme Kais and ruled over the entire universe. He is only seen in (Eastern) Supreme Kai's flashback. He lived on the Sacred World of the Kais in Other World, along with the four other Supreme Kais.

by kyle.biddle January 20, 2011