You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"

Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

N-Gage

Nokia's failed attempt to join the ranks of Nintendo in the hand held gaming industry. Better known as the digital taco, it is the worst concept concived, holding the record for the earliest price drop in the gaming industry, for having their first price drop after just one week after it's release. Now at the price of $200, it includes 3 free games and one month of pre-paid service for the cellular phone feature, which by the way you have to hold width side to your ear to talk in. Another "put down" feature is that in order to change games, you must remove the battery. So. . .WTF?

N-Gage? N-GAGE!? WHAT A POS IDEA THAT IS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD BUY AN N-GAGE! YOU EVEN BOUGHT ONE! WTF!?!?

No dad, that's my taco.

by Tonku January 26, 2004

N-Gage

Exorbantly expensive paperweight.

Man I wish I had bought a pet rock instead of this N-Crap.

by Fuckhead August 4, 2004

N-Gage

see: shit

That's pretty N-Gauge, man...

by FYAD FYAD FYAD LOL October 22, 2003

N-Gage

a handheld gaming system/cell phone destined for failure

by Eddy October 18, 2003

N-GAGE'D

Someone who has bought an N-Gage by accident. Originated on LUE.

Person: My mom bought me an N-Gage for Christman...
Friend: N-GAGE'D

by Kidsta January 11, 2004

N-Gage

A new name for a "gourmet" taco. It has an awkward cell phone built in, plays sub-par games, and costs $300. Meh, they taste pretty bad, and the electronic features make it one weird taco, but hey, tacos are tacos.

"Mmmm.....an N-Gage!"
"You spent $300 on a taco?"
"Yeah, well...I wanted to try it...."
*takes a bite*
"How is it"
"....tastes like mediocre gameplay, awkwardly built cell phone and disaster all rolled into one tacoey bite!"

by without a cause October 9, 2003