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Frozen Worm Gobby

When Ice Fishing in Ohio and getting a blow job from a Prostitute.
Man this weekend I went fishing in Ohio and got the best Frozen Worm Gobby ever!
by Steelme February 23, 2022
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.
Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse
by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022
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Frozen Wendy

A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.
I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!
by kozhub July 13, 2022
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Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
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frozen tootsie roll

A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.
Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away
by Mark and Lisa July 3, 2023
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Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut
You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis
by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018
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