Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say

Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 13, 2022

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

free as a frog

another way of saying that you’re very free or available! saying that you’re not busy!

jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”

paul “oh yeah dude i’m free as a frog tonight”
jim “sick bro lets hang 10”

by xoxoquinny August 21, 2018

gentle frog

A kissing move where the person's tongue moves slowly in and out of their mouth, similar to a frog trying to catch a fly.

Last night I kissed Rob! He gave me the gentle frog! It was so gross!

by porsiempre37 June 30, 2007