Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

Frog-hit

When you hit the weed so hard you cough and burp causing your eyes and mouth to look like a frog.

that weed hit me so hard, i basically frog-hit it.

by 4h35620345 December 8, 2019

gentle frog

A kissing move where the person's tongue moves slowly in and out of their mouth, similar to a frog trying to catch a fly.

Last night I kissed Rob! He gave me the gentle frog! It was so gross!

by porsiempre37 June 30, 2007

free as a frog

another way of saying that you’re very free or available! saying that you’re not busy!

jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”

paul “oh yeah dude i’m free as a frog tonight”
jim “sick bro lets hang 10”

by xoxoquinny August 21, 2018

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022