freshman

A derogatory term used for someone going into their first year of highschool (or college).

Upperclassman 1: Did you hear about that guy that who walked into the girls bathroom?
Upperclassman 2: Freshman

by popcorn apopcolypse September 11, 2011

chocolate air freshner

fart

We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".

by chocolate air freshner May 1, 2010

Freshman Orgasm

When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.

Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.

"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."

"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"

by Stuck in the Midwest February 21, 2011

Freshman Slayer

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.

AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!

by Da clique November 10, 2012

freshmen

1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues
3. Human boners
4. Modern Day Slaves
5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists.

"Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?"
"All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen"

by St. TeShaun February 27, 2007

whitman freshmen

the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.

boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!

by theuttertruth May 5, 2005

freshmode

The best.

"Decked out in freshmode gear."
"That ride is freshmode."

by Diego August 30, 2003