Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

Fosterism

The act of when someone or something looks/acts retarted

Noun: Stop being a foster.
Verb: Those people lover fosterism

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Ryan Foster

Some nobody trying to primary Rashida Tlaib, one of america's best congresspeople. He's probably a pro-genocide lunatic propped up by MAGA republicans.

Bruh who the hell is this Ryan Foster guy? I'm voting Rashida Tlaib for Congress, she's an actual democrat.

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

Taylor Foster

The prettiest, funniest, most honest girl in the whole world :) She is the sister of the notorious Fallyn Foster, and is one of the more decent ag people at NUHS. Taylor, will you date me? :)
--CV

Taylor Foster is so beautiful, and I'll bet it makes you cry, doesn't it, because you are not.

by Mr.Chr.vel January 12, 2013

Jodie Foster simpism syndrome

Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her

he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot

by t00c00lforscho00l September 16, 2022

Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025