fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010

Job For A Cowboy

One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,

DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened

Genesis:The divine falsehood

Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.

1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.

2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.

3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Bugger it all for a lark

Damn it all to hell.

Bugger it all for a lark, this job sucks hardcore mantitties.

by Yixin July 21, 2006

willy for a face

someone who has a willy for a face

"morning ian gray"
"morning"
"i like your willy for a face"
"thankyou"
"no, thankyou"

by matt croft November 17, 2004

in for a half

British slang referring to going in for a quick drink. Though it originally refered to half a pint of beer, it's now gone to a quick pint, or 2 pints, or so on and so forth.

"Dan, do you fancy popping in for a half"

by Jack C. October 14, 2005

what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

by hai_bai September 7, 2011

Looking for a date

Looking for a date is when a cop targets certain crimes (usually speeding and other minor traffic violations) in order that they will get overtime to appear in court when the ticket is challenged.

The cop chased down Don for doing 5 miles over because he was looking for a date for July 1st.

by br1ght May 21, 2009