floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.

I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.

by Dangér June 9, 2018

Floatin' on ice

Having the perfect high. almost a euphoric feeling. usually a mixture of pills and alcohol, or a simple mix of different drugs.

Dude bro, That vicodin and weed cookie has me just floatin' on ice!

by double-d 123 June 2, 2010

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

flop drag

Flap your cock on a forehead and swipe your balls into her mouth.

I flop drag all night long.

by Sarah Lessard November 18, 2013

flop wank

masturbating with a flaccid penis

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.

by Ryem May 2, 2016