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Fongering

When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.
"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."
by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017
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lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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Fluntering

A mixture of fucking with and having banter with a person
“U have a big head” Don’t worry I’m only joking I’m just fluntering with you
by Googlecreator November 18, 2018
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Fringring

Fringring means eating someone else’s body attributes like for exemple: hair,hairs,nails,boogers and even in some rare cases facial skin.
Fringring is considered as illegal in some countries like in Iran or Mongolia and is punished by death penalty.
Fringring is not recommended since it can boost the chances of cancer, high blood pressure and other diseases.
If you consider fringring, keep in mind that probably all your friends and family will be disappointed in you and will also maybe disown you.
Person 1: I feel like Fringring today
Person 2: Did you know that that’s very disturbing
Person 1: I’m addicted I can’t help it. Can I take some of your nails and hair?
Person 2: I’m about to call the police
by Horseman12345 November 9, 2019
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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.
The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".
by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020
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flannering

To put wasted time and effort into a project while having no idea what it is that you are doing or fully understanding the objective.
I am in the process of having my roof inspected for storm damage but Wayne is up there flannering.
by ThatTimGuy May 29, 2020
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Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.
She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.
by Somebloke September 25, 2020
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