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Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
by fartmongrel September 28, 2011
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POS Fishing Rod

A inexpensive or low budget rod owned by any fisher-person not having an expensive G.loomis fishing pole.

Any fishing rod that is not a G Loomis.

A term used by those that own G. Loomis fishing poles.
"You can't fish that POS Fishing Rod next to my G Loomis- go elsewhere."

"Don't let Keith get in the boat. He brought his POS Fishing Rod again."
by Z-ManZZzzz February 13, 2012
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Zombie Fishing

When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.
"How was your Saturday night?"

"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."

"How was it?"

"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
by jtorbo420 September 26, 2013
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Double-fisting Sushi

A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.
I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.
by Mista Spooky January 3, 2015
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Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016
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Rainbow Fishing

When a girl eats another girl out on her period, gets a mouthful and spits it in the other girls mouth.
by Slymastarock June 6, 2019
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Fishing for bishops

A term used within the gay community, which means looking for sex with another man.
"Oh man, I haven't been laid in a while, I really need to go fishing for bishops."
by 1993153 February 7, 2010
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