Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown August 06, 2015

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day

by AndyisBrilliant August 03, 2022

file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.

"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"

by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017

Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.

I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.

by Zed191817 April 24, 2010