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postcode file

A file format created by Microsoft in Windows 11 when set to UK English. Normally, when you right-click to compress a file, the context menu says "compress to postcode file" instead of the expected "compress to zip file."
Blimey! Windows 11's translation hiccup has left me in stitches. Trying to zip my files results in a 'postcode file' suggestion. I guess my digital documents are off to afternoon tea with His Majesty's postmen!
by play4me June 8, 2023
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Epstein Files

IF WE DO NOT GET THOSE FILES... IT IS BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS IMPLICATED BY THEM.
Hym "Under who's administration did Jeffery Epstein die mysteriously? I wonder. Maybe I'll make this my new hyperfixation. Where are those Epstein files? I say, leak them. Steal them. And if you HAVE to leak and steal them... Kill anyone on the list. Just kill them. They don't feel the need to give people due process. Just like Noah Kroll, it seems like the rich child molesters get a pass AND DEFENDED BY THE STATE... And then I get my shit stolen! It looks like child molestation isn't that big of a deal. I know I didn't molest and kids. But I will kill one if does get credited and paid. But! I will also kill the Epstein clients! So you don't have to. Get their names. Bring them to me. And I will saw their heads off. I'm a double edged sword. But I absolutely will stab some fucking kid if you do not credit and pay me."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Tucker Files

Critical evidence someone claims to have, but that they won't make public. Synonym: Giuliani Files.
The prosecutor said he had absolute proof the defendant was guilty, but the Court would have to take his word for it because it was all Tucker Files.
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020
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Sperm circular file

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.
by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
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Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019
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Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025
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Create-a-File

A technique used to make yourself feel like you have gotten work done on a project or essay. Involves opening a new document, putting on a title, and saving it with an appropriate name before getting distracted by more important things.
I tried to write my essay on Parallel Universes, but I ended up pulling a Create-a-File then making myself a sandwich.
by Zed191817 April 24, 2010
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