Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.
This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).
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This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).
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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
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Drunk friend dips his balls in sweet cream and embarrasses himself at the party.
You, his best friend, nod your head and whisper to yourself, "Facho"
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