fecalia

FECALIA: Fecalia is a medical term describing a common condition where microscopic pieces of shit travel through the blood system until they reach the brain where they attach themselves to neurotransmitters causing what is commonly known as SHITHEADor SHITHEADISM. FECALIA

FECALIA Yo-Jack; you fukup, where was you last nite man, we had a hockey game.
Ahh man, i can't remember nothin no more Larry. It's that fukkin FECALIA, got my brain all clogged up with shitfleks.
The doctors say i'll have full blown SHITHEAD before summer.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

dirty felando

going ass to mouth

Mike is gunna dirty felando a bitch tonnight

by cusebaby September 1, 2009

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick was is a NJ-based satirical punk/hardcore/experimental band that formed in 2009, featuring screeching, brash female vocals and whammy-excessive electric guitar. Fecal Dick is notorious for its references to widely-known commercials and viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy, Disney eggs, the Double-Pits to Chesty Axe commercial, the Taco Bell Diet, the "Garbage Day" video, and Mountain Dew. A few of their songs include "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", and "Turd Surfin' USA"

No, I'm not talking about what I did last night; I was referring to the band, Fecal Dick.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010

fecal afterbirth

The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.

This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.

Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."

You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"

by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010

fecaphile

Worshippers of shit. all over their bodies. as a sexual turn-on. thats it.

As Shingo buried his face into the toilet, after he had just pitched a loaf, his friend called him a fecaphile for loving his Hersheys dragon.

by Shingo Dobkin December 13, 2006

Fecalphelia

the obsession with fecal matter and oderous eminations from ones ass.

this webmaster is a fecalpheliac.

by JED ANDERSON January 15, 2004

fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007