When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.
by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024
Get the Fating mug.Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024
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Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024
Get the Fantonk mug.Called my friend Chad to complain about work and he whole-heartedly agreed with me, and said "FATN!"
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Get the Fatin mug.The act of skinning someone as said in a horror film, it could also mean unlucky because fakona means unlucky in another language.
“Fakona girl, fakona girl, if you want to flay me let’s see what’s inside.” “That’s a very fakona girl/boy”
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