chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.
"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."
by Zvezdislav February 17, 2018
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Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.
by Porcelain Princess February 06, 2010
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ronnie farmer

man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!
me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!

ronnie farmer: what
by nopecat June 30, 2022
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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 08, 2015
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asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it
Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy
by Ja$h November 07, 2014
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dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.
While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

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Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.
by Word Worm September 10, 2009
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