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Fork

Reference to the size of a male's penis.
Small, usually under or around four inches. Skinny, and mostly limp.
Ashlee, dont bother going out with Zack tonight. Total fork.
by McBiscuit and McStroodle February 2, 2008
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Forklift

1.the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**

2. Step 2 in the process of the foghorn.

See foghorn.
I forklifted that chick and she didn't even see it comming.

I tried to forklift that chick, but she wouldn't budge.

I fell down while attempting a forklift and was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
by Bananacognac May 5, 2007
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forklift

when you shove one hand into a girls vagina and then the other hand in her ass hole and then lifts her up
"i totally gave her a forklift this weekend...she wont be walking for a while."
"yeah i saw her in a wheelchair today."
by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008
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Fear The Fork

The weak, inferior anxiety felt by teams and their fans before, during and after a competition/game with the Arizona State University Sun Devils.
After getting their ass handed to them by ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY in Tempe - the University of Arizona know they should have heeded the warning of "FEAR THE FORK" as thry return to Tuscon knowing who their Daddy is. FORK 'EM.
by Sun Devils Advocate December 1, 2013
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forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".
Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."
by JeremyH February 7, 2008
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fonky tonkin

fonky people that honky tonk. you usually dont want to be around these people. they are loud stupid and annoying. they wear nasty clothes, usually the kind that has been worn for a week. they ride in their trucks hollering at everyone for no apparent reason. these people would be the types to go honky tonkin' with normal people,but they just too nasty and annoying.
Tom 1:dude, were those some fonky tonkers?
Bill 2: yea, i believe so, did u see what they were wearing?
Tom: yea dude, they were totally fonky tonkin.
Bill: Man, lets get outta here they're coming this way!
by katelyn (SHOSBY) April 7, 2011
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forknuts

that guy has big balls, he's a real forknuts
by CandyVanMan October 18, 2015
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