tore up from the floor up

Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.

I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.

by Eckstahesee December 19, 2003

Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011

floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

by FactRzerO June 27, 2003

floor juice

The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.

To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.

by Prank Monkey December 16, 2004

Floor General

an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches

Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "

by datBIGdawg317 May 2, 2010

Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.

Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ

by laXfever34 November 30, 2010

floofy

Very fluffy and soft in feeling, usually associated with freshly blow dried hair or fuzzy, fleece like materials.

My dog's fur was extremely floofy after being freshly washed.

by icecream1119 December 31, 2017