Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
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by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018
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Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
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Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018
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another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now
by communistfrank April 10, 2018
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My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
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Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!
Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
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