the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

How's your father

Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.

"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";

"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"

by mistweb October 13, 2003

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

Fatherless

Word used to describe Andrew Tate fans (little boys that were influenced by a goofy ass bald guy)

person 1: "I love andrew tate"

person 2: "you are fatherless and and have no bitches"

by Phassmophobbia August 20, 2022

father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Fatherless child

A child with no father

Chris is a fatherless child. His dad left him at a young age.

by GayBoiBatiMan69 September 19, 2021

Bank Farter

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.

Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.

by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011