Fap Candy

Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.

Guy 1: Dude check out the milf in this pic!
Guy 2: Ah yeah fap candy!

by fapkingpro December 6, 2010

Fap cats

Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off

Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?

by FappMcGee May 5, 2010

Fap King

To achieve the status of Fap King one must fap all day and night until the only thing that comes out is blood

Jim "What you been up to?"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"

by Pissychild January 17, 2010

Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Fap mode

1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.

2.) fap mode = masturbation mode

dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!

by shortdistance March 5, 2011

fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.

With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.

by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014