I ain't even tryin

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.

Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!

by Everybodylovesryan January 20, 2011

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

erentard

Mf that always misses.

Erentard is an asshole that misses

by Mikasa wife February 14, 2021

Eventuallay

1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.

2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.

1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".

2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.

by winnberg March 12, 2010

Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"

by T--Bone April 2, 2009

Eientei

Eientei (永遠亭, literally House of Eternity) is the name of a large, old-fashioned Japanese mansion hidden deep within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. It has hallways that lead out into the far reaches of the sky. Eientei is currently occupied by a large group. Kaguya Houraisan and Eirin Yagokoro have been hiding there since their exile from the Moon. Other occupants include rabbits—lots of them—all under the command of Tewi Inaba and Reisen Udongein Inaba, who protect Kaguya and Eirin from intruders. Every month on the night of the full moon, the residents of Eientei hold a Moon Festival (例月祭, Reigetsusai) offering mochi with medicinal herbs pounded into them. Making mochi is thus the main occupation of the Earth rabbits.

Eientei is deep within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.

by Random person who just write December 30, 2021

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016