emotion pig

One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.

She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery

by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011

Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*

The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.

by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011

emoticondescending

when someone uses emoticons in a sarcastic manner

Friend 1: Yea let me go post it right away
and get it tattoed on my chest
and tell everyone about it
:D
Friend 2: Quit being so emoticondescending.

by The Realest1 May 9, 2011

Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.

Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.

by technotrex October 29, 2014

emotional booty call

When somebody wants to feel good about themselves, when they call you because they know you will provide the validation that they need.

My ex must have been feeling down after breaking up with her new boyfriend. She called me for an emotional booty call.

by Griego Rican August 15, 2017

emotional hickey

emotional hickey: a strong passion for your friends, like giving them hickies but instead of physical it's overwhelming emotions of love and happiness you have for your friends (meant to be sarcastic and weird not serious)

Person A: *to the groupchat* sending emotional hickeys yalls way!!

Person B: omg wtf

Person C: um ew

Person A: love and miss y'all sm

by The biggest bitch July 22, 2018

Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018