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eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

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inherent-evolution

{evolutional attributes}

noun

is a philosophy which maintains that, the distinctive instincts and traits or properties found within all species in the state of nature. Which are necessary and essential for a species survival. In that it is but these properties and not their actual physical form which are subject to a progressive and consistent evolutional process relevant with all species.
A Primates natural ability to adapt to its natural environment in order to survive is inherent-evolution.
by Baron Neville September 25, 2016
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Clarion’s Club evolution

Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY
Clarion’s club evolution- Yo, you going to club Evo tonight.
by Rocky51 October 2, 2019
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Emollusionist

An emo-illusionist. A magician who distinguishes himself from his/her competitors through the use of eyeliner, ripped jeans, feathered hair and prominent tattoos.
Chris Angel is such a great Emollusionist, knowing magic just makes him more depressed.
by Ken Gass January 12, 2009
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emotion pig

One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.
She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery
by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011
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Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*
The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.
by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011
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Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
by technotrex October 29, 2014
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